Saturday, March 31, 2007

Orange?? or Grapefruit?

GO JESS~

guess what happened?
alritey, the incident started off like this:
every saturday night will be our marketing-in-Safeway-day since we need to buy ingredients to cook for Sunday. we checked every shelves and covered every corner of Safeway as usual. then, jess decided that she needed to buy some fruits. she wanted something with loads of vitamin C, so she chose GRAPEFRUIT over ORANGE because GRAPEFRUIT is much cheaper.

after that, we paid and went home. when yee was in the dining calculating everyone's parts of the bill (we share the bill at the end) and jess was cutting her GRAPEFRUIT, yee exclaimed that the cashier had mistaken jess's GRAPEFRUIT as an ORANGE and ORANGE is like double the price of GRAPEFRUIT!!!


therefore, without any hesitation, jess wanna rush back to Safeway and want her money back!
she had the GRAPEFRUIT sliced and put in a transparent container as a proof. then, the whole aunties troop stomped all the way to Safeway!

we didn't care bout the cold... the journey... the darkness... we just want our money back!

anyway, our effort did pay off. JESS GOT HER MONEY BACK!!! $1 !!!!!!

"I'm GRAPEFRUIT! not ORANGE!", screams GrapeFraud

jess wif receipt and GRAPEFRUIT

VICTORY!!!! the coin is so shineeeey

Night Out

I went out with all my girlies (jess, shan, yee, doreen, janet) yesterday. this is because we are done with the assignments for this term and we do agree that we need a life.

life shouldn't be only about elasticity, equilibrium, consumer surplus, producer surplus, coase theorem, demand, tariff, quota, supply, semiotics, iconic signs, paradigm, idextical signs, ledger, liability, asset, debit, credit, account payables, GST, expense, decision making, profit & Loss, behavioural neuroscience, sensation & perception, Myasthenia Gravis, axons, cerebral cortex, corpus callosum, basal ganglia, metencephalon, substantia nigra, statistics.....

gosh

therefore, we went out for movie in Crown. its expensive to watch a movie here, can??? it's not like in malaysia! we have to pay $12 for a student priced ticket here! anyway, we saw WILD HOGS which is one of the funniest movie i've seen!!!! we laughed THROUGHOUT the whole movie. all of us juz went HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA for 99 minutes in the cinema. yee shouted as if she's on a rollercoaster. i laughed til i thought i'm gonna get nosebleed again. oh my gosh. the movie is just F-U-N-N-Y! the 4 main stars in the movie are John Travolta, Martin Lawrence (from Big Mama's House), Tim Allen (from X-mas with the Kranks) and Willian H. Macy. this movie is definitely recommended by a comedies junkie like me. *2 thumsb up*

me and janet in the cinema


after movie, we went all over the place to cam-whore.... as usual..

getting ready.....

tonnes of pictures coming your way. u've been warned.

group pic in the pretty toilet

PINKO PINKO PINKO

don't you just luv the lightings?

shan and me

we took piccies in the elevator, it's like a mirror chamber. we went up and down several times in the lift just to take nice nice pictures

me & doreen. havn't seen here in a while =)

enjoying the breeze in the night by the river side

janet. me and jess

shan. jess. me

twins unite

jess as Betty Boop wannabe

me wif the powerpuff girls

janet as Miss tasmania

Betty Boop wannabe X3

this is how tasmania will look like if it's human

artistic (at least we tried) shot

last pic of the day. in doreen's apartment




it's fun going out once awhile. hopefully we can do this sometime again nex time.

YAY~ EASTER BREAK COMING! but gotta do essays anyway... so no it's pointless

Friday, March 30, 2007

Ai Ming's "Guys' Anatomy"

argh
i know many people did say/think that i'm really superficial and not down to earth when it comes to judging a guy. all i really care about in a guy were good looks, hot bodies, tall, decent scent, and droolicious hair... no.. TAT'S NOT TRUE! well, half true. i do care alot about all the several key points i've mentioned above. bleh

anyway, there's one more thing in guys which will make me go AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
GUYS WHO PLAY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
preferably classical. hahha. although i don't mind electric guitars/drums/bass.... they are all good.

oh my gosh, once i found out that a particular guy can play musical instruments... my sympathetic system will start to work the magic and make my pupils dilate and heart races.

isn't it hot to have a guy (*cough cough* good looking ones) in his formal black and white suit/tuxedo... his fingers dancing on the black and white grand piano keys... his feet in shiny black Bally shoes tapping on the pedals.... his head nodding rhythmically to the soothing music piece... on a dimly lite stage... argh... it's too beautiful~
awwwww. i have the whole picture stunningly constructed in my head.

however, i cant guarantee that when i manage to find out bout a guy's talent since he's all famous and popular... he will be already looking like these:

Luciano Pavarotti. he's awesome like REALLY GOOD




so yea. my "lists of things i want in a guy" is like a santa claus's check list for presents delivery.
gosh, it will take me forever to tick everything off the check boxes everytime i meet a guy. when i'm finished, look up and gonna yell, "YAY, YOU ARE THE ONE!"... the guy is already happily married with 2 kiddos in hands, waving at me in his black BMW 7 series.





DAMN IT




so yea.... i wil be single and unwanted for a pretty long while ahead of me.
"Can't be bothered la~" (Stephanie 2006: Palmerston House)


i will definitely fall for a guy like this:

despite his few wrong notes and mistakes in the playing

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Dodge ball

alrite, i guess no one gives a fuck about my feelings...


here's something interesting:


there's this dodge ball tournament held by the commerce society in the university of melbourne today. i went to watch. it was hella crazy

i havn't seen any dodge ball LIVE ever... well... i only got to know bout dodge ball when i saw the movie which is called "DODGE BALL", such a funny movie.

right infront of the commerce building, they set up booths to giv out free BBQ, beers and soft drinks, there's a DJ playing as well, then they fenced up a no-bigger-than-tennis-court-area, two teams had to fight each other off in the battle space. every different dreams dressed in their special team outfits. it was hilarious!

all the contestants were crazeeee! they were in all sorts of bizarre stuffs.... in fact... they wore almost nothing. most of the contestants entered the tournament in their undies. so yea... shirtsless bodies everywhere, some are hot ... some are not... and some are bushy... eeeek

i went wikipedia-ing about dodge ball and found out that this dodge ball thingy is SERIOUS SHIT! they have all these National Dodge Ball League, National Dodge Ball Association... wow.


i managed to snap some pictures before my camera died.
can u believe it???!!! THIS IS MY 3RD CAMERA!!! and i had it for barely 6 months!!!!!!! fuck!

the huge crowd

team wif the red wig

blazers with boxers. new trend

the tight briefs team. i recommend u guys to zoom in to see the opposite team in their afro wigs. they are definitely epic. the guys wore afro wigs, fake moustache, skin colored g-strings, last but not least... green colored DEEP V spandex which go down till their crotches and everyone present was greeted by their naked butt cheeks

yesh, thats wut i was trying to illustrate

way to go, BORAT!

Am I that awful?

gawsh
everyone hates me
the world hates me
i'm always left alone
i'm the last person anyone would remember
i'm the last person anyone would luv
except my parents
at least those are what i felt


am i that awful? that everyone has to hate me? every wants to stay away from me?
i'm always left alone... wondering... got no place to go.



i'm pathetic.


i broke down and
i cried.


i wanted to belong but i can't.


what wrong with me? was it my attitude? or my fugly looks? or both?



i guess it's better to leave the way things are meant to be.

I AM MEANT TO BE ALONE. SO BE IT.


gotta occupy my mind with something else. eeeeek.


PS: MY CAMERA IS BROKEN... if things ain't bad enough yet...





i feel like going back to malaysia. at least i have my parents who luv me.


damn. tears stil pushing their ways out from my eyes. they've made it. i'm crying.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Stay Away

Ai Ming's contagious at the moment. i'm not kidding

She's having:
  • PMS
  • microeconomics essay dued on Thursday
  • accouting decision making tutorial work due Thursday
  • contemparary culture and media essay draft due on nex Thursday
  • Psychology's tonnes and tonnes and tonnes and readings and worksheets
just stay away from her until nex Thursday when easter break starts
weeee~

don't make her pissed or u'll get it in your face.

fuck off, people. it's for your own good.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Hottie Alert

thats rite
ai ming's hottie alert went off again

this time, its for
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers


OH MY GAWSH, HE'S SO HOT like WOAH. he's so dreamy. awwwwww.

alritey, this craze started of when Hayden told me about this movie called "Match Point" because Scarlett Johansson is in it and the movie is directed by reknown Woody Allen. he caught my eyes when i was googling about the movie. then again, this craze sparked off when i saw this HUGO BOSS perfume promotion held in the city. they were playing his 30 second tv ad, i just stood there and stared.... maybe drooled alittle.

therefore, i came home and started wikipedia-ing him. it turns out that WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTH DATE!!!
his is 27 of july 1977 while mine is 27 of july 1988!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't know, i find tat too cool to be true. ahahha

okie, here's a brief history of him. He's a BRIT! like SEXEH!

"Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (born Jonathan Michael Francis O'Keeffe on 27 July 1977) is an Irish actor and Golden Globe winner.

Rhys-Meyers has been romantically linked to several actresses in the past, including Toni Collette, his co-star in Velvet Goldmine, Asia Argento, Rachael Leigh Cook and Estella Warren. He and Match Point co-star Scarlett Johansson both deny persistent rumors of romantic involvement.

Rhys-Meyers recently ended a nearly two-year relationship with heiress Reena Hammer. Hammer is the daughter of George and Ruby Hammer, the owner of Harrods Spa and co-creator of Ruby & Millie make-up, respectively; and was educated at Francis Holland Clarence Gate.

He can be seen in major movies such as MI:3, Bend it like Beckham, Alexander, Octane and many many more.

With several modeling campaigns in his past, Jonathan has been chosen as the "face" for the Versace men's collection of Autumn/Winter 2006 and Spring 2007. He is also the face of the new Hugo Boss men's frangrance.
"





here are his delicious piccies:



Pictures for Versace:



he was the modern and stil pelvis shaking Elvis:





PS: i think my attraction are shifted towards older and more matured men. they r just so sexeh and interlectual like. eg. Wentworth Miller.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Night Market

weeee
we finally went out on friday night!
well, it's not like we went to any place interesting or worth bragging about...
we went to an event held in the University of Melbourne, called "night market", which is also known as "Pasar Malam" in malaysia.

gosh, i miss the days when me and my friends will walk to the pasar malam after our tuition. we were surrounded by food, *clears throat* CHEAP FOOD!! for the night market here, we were surrounded by food as well, but real EXPENSIVE ones and they didn't taste as good either. we just went for the sake of getaway... away from our readings and brain draining.

although the rain was pretty heavy and the walking paths were really wet and muddy, that didn't kill our determination of going.

i'm a pricess. with my umbrella staff. i live in a Renaissance architectured palace.

anyway, it was all good, we had fun wondering around... talking and laughing on top of our voices... poking people's faces with umbrellas... sniffing the aroma of food... waving at our ex-trinity mates... complaining about the prices... watching band performance...

yeap yeap, we had fun.

the crowd

i like pictures with umbrellas

this stall was selling FRIED CUSTARD. how weird is that. i even saw FRIED MARS BAR! geeez

woooo~ MALAYSIA BOLEH! patriotik sangat ni

SATAY!

we took pictures together becoz we are malaysians!! thats the SEMANGAT ORANG MALAYSIA~

HERE COMES OUR MALAYSIAN FOOD GALORE:

Jess with bu bu cha cha

Yee with ice kacang

Shan with satay

Janet with ma-chi

told cha. i luv umbrellas

group pic of the day: us with ivan and ryan

band performance of the day




CAUTION:
the pictures below contain explicit and graphical images which may cause puking, dizziness, heart attack or sexual reactions. parental guidance is advisable.

okie. there was this UNIQUE looking figure in the event. i'm sure everyone can pick her out from the crowd pretty easily.

there was this ... i guess... 60 year old woman dressed in nothing but fish nets, black skimpy bra, chains, studded colars, combat boots and TONNES OF PIERCING. it was an unpleasant sight. her exposed, big, flabby belly and her saggy huge bust were bouncing wobbly when she's dancing to the music. yea. let your imagination do the rest.
oh yea, no one could miss her hair! she shaved her head shiny bald but left this thin but long dreadlocks on top of her skull. she swung her "tail" in 360 degrees throught out the moshing. what's worst? i think her sexual preference is fucked up.... real bad... since we saw her kissing another girl (a very scary one as well) then she was rubbing herself up and down another man (scary one as well), she even grabbed the man's butt like a sponge with her power grip!

ENOUGH SAID, HERE ARE PICTURES OF HER and her pals!




OKIE DOKIE!
I KNOW YOU WANT MORE!

here's a video. its a MUST WATCH!
to get the full idea of the motions, videos can do better than words.